Oh, she's got sperm inside her. And the neighbor's just getting to know her

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

Now I'm going to fuck my wife, and she's going to believe that I didn't cheat on her. Will she?

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth